Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his cell. H/t ScotlandNow and Bruce Lawson .
A man goes into a shop to return a pair of shoes, complaining that there’s a lace missing…
What did the Glaswegian pair of conjoined twins call their autobiography?
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A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist for a check up and he asks her to take a seat.
If there are ten cows in a field, which one is closest to Saudi Arabia?
