Take note, sweetie darling.
Exercise is always a waste of time.
And sport, in general, is confusing and scary — so best avoided.
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Fashion is very, very important.
One must praise it like a shrine.
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Fashion can sometimes be woefully impractical though, and it is in those circumstances that you need to take matters into your own hands.
Wear the thong, don’t let the thong wear you like you’re clothes on a washing line.
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You never need a “good reason” to get blind drunk.
“It’s a Wednesday” is as good a reason as any.
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