I really do like Taylor Swift. But these are the true ambassadors to New York.
Background: Taylor Swift is now officially the ambassador of New York City. What this means? I don’t know. But it’s wrong. These people are much better.
That Asshole Who Has A Cat On His Head
What he would do as the ambassador of New York: Wear a cat on his head and act surprised and angry when people take his picture. He would then curse at you and demand a dollar.
Leonardo DiCaprio on a CitiBike
What he would do as ambassador of New York: Show everyone the absolute best places they can buy cargo pants and newsboy caps.
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Dr. Zizmor
What he would do as the ambassador of New York: Give everyone beautiful clear skin. Not age.
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