17 Things That People With Massive Heads Can Simply Never Do
Bought me a new hat? Just watch as it stretches and rips over my humongous noggin.
4. And good luck finding glasses that will stretch around the entire width of that barnet.
6. You can’t wear headbands without getting a crippling headache.
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8. And let’s not even talk about the number of swimming goggles that you’ve managed to snap.
10. Which people think is a hilariously funny thing to point out.
12. And sometimes, when you pull a jumper over your nut, it gets stuck.
13. With big heads come big faces. Which means you go through make up more quickly than other people.
15. You can never call your forehead a four-head. It’s more like a five-head. Or a six-head.
But, hey. There’s one good thing about having a massive bonce: you look good in literally all photos.
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And that’s a fact.